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A mean crook going down stairs is a condescending con, descending.The best time to open a gift is the present.When the past, present, and future go camping, they always argue.If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.I renamed my iPod "The Titanic", so when I plug it in, it says, "The Titanic is syncing.".If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.I told my suitcase that there will be no vacation this year.The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.We are what we repeatedly do excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Nothing haunts us like the things we don't say. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way. An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it. See Words Aptly Spoken and The Paradox of Our Time.ġ9. The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints we spend more, but have less we buy more, but enjoy it less. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.ġ8. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.ġ7. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu - you get what you deserve.ġ6. There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?ġ4. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.ĭon't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt. In feudalism, it's your Count that votes.ġ1. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: "That's the last thing I need!"ġ0.
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